Testimonials

"This truly is the greatest song ever made."

—Leathan Milne (Vancouver, BC, Canada)

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"Dear brother and sisters, we find in kind our Deacon Frederick Leroy Elroy Smith, fellow yokesman in our common bondage, and thank him for the spreading the seeds of freedom with his fertile words. We would also like to give our deepest thanks to Horatio's sister, Scarlet O'Hara Lee Jenkins, who made this glorious video for Horatio's masterpiece "Drunker Than Satan."
Without the hard work of good people like you, the world just might forget what a sissy SATAN really is. At last! A hero for the people! Horatio Lee Jenkins for PRESIDENT!"

Your private army,
—WSNB (Western NC Foothills, USA)

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"this is a beautiful heartfelt song, it really illustrates the fragility and determination of the human condition.... thanks for finding us..."

—The Crooked Fiddle Band (Sydney, Australia)

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"Hallelujah for Horatio Lee Jenkins and his message of hope in Drunker than Satan. I want to see this album in the hand of every choir director in these United States of America. Bless you, bless you, bless you."

—Strange Brews (Milwaukee, WI, USA)

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"Thanks to your video i am now on my on my 7th scotch and looking forward to sailing in one of Trafalgar's canoes. I hear the Galapagos Islands are nice this time of year."

—Mr James Wilson of Wilson Tan (UK)

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"Simply put...
The Song...
The Video...
AMAZING!"

—Monterey Josh (Monterey, CA, USA)

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"Dear Deacon Frederick Leroy Elroy- Please tell Brother Horatio Lee that we have been humbled by his amazing drinking abilities, and we rejoice daily that he was able to humiliate the Prince of Darkness whilst his head was so unclear. We emulate Brother Horatio's sacrifice, but we know that we will never be worthy of even washing Brother Horatio's big toe in the Shotglass of the Lord. Also, we would sacrifice the virginity of our young nubile daughters to the service of Brother Horatio, or to you, Deacon Frederick Leroy Elroy, for a nominal fee. Peace be with you."

P.S. IT TRULY IS AMAZING!

—huisache daisies (Austin, TX, USA)

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"great stuff horatio! glad to hear ole beelzabub took a whoppin'off ya. keep her lit."

all at debarras
—de Barras Folk Club (Ireland)

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"Just. Seriously. Hilarious. Thanks! All hail Horatio! Satan's a damn sissy."

Tracy/Doug
Craft Beer's Obsequious Minions
—Metro Brewing (Chicago, IL, USA)

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"This is indeed quite possibly the greatest song ever written..."

—Dave Ferguson (Cape Town, South Africa)

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"you are my hero!"

—Slate Dump (West Virginia, USA)

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"Catchy shit. Horatio is invincible, he'll live us all out!"

—Sailor Mouth Records (Wellington, New Zealand)

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"Oh my Jesus, your song rocks!"

—oxford homebrewers (Oxford, MS, USA)

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"that, my friend was a thing of beauty. cheers."

—The Southern Gypsy Survival Band (UK)

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"by far the best country song i've heard in years, no lie"

—Absolve (Fort Smith, AR, USA)

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"Howdy Horatio,
That's What I Call A Hit.
We Love This Tune.
Best Greetings From Hamburg, St.Pauli"

—The Howdys (Hamburg, Germany)

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"Horatio Lee Jenkins has to be the greatest The Skully Knuckles has ever seen n heard..."

Thanks,
Cheers N Knuckles
—The Skully Knuckles (Aberdeen, SD, USA)

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"Hallelujah! It's swell to see that other brave souls are doing the LORD's work by shaming that infernal turd, Satan."

—Sons of Perdition (Denton, TX, USA)

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"Hey Horatio your song is mighty fine! If you are ever down in Australia come and have a beer or 20 with us! Cheers from Johnny!"

—Wild Turkey (Melbourne, Australia)

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"much obliged fer givin' our tunes a listen... must say that despite our doubts that "drunker" is even a word, ol' Horatio has done gone a created somethin' of majestic and worthwhile proportion... plus, we's gonna spread this here video all over creation, yeehaww!!"

—Squeezebox (Los Angeles, CA, USA)

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"We just lovin drunker than satan!!"

—Paranoid Anxiety Troubadour Conspiracy (Bagthorpe, UK)

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"Yer sister's video is more inspiring than Luke, Matthew, Johnnie and Mark all together!"

—The Dad Horse Experience (Bremen, Germany)

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"Luv Your song...Luv it to Death!!!"

Raye
—Ricochet Sound (Montreal, QC, Canada)

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"We don't allow satan at our bar so you can't out drink him here, but YOU are definitely welcome anytime!"

—Dorados Baja Bar & Grill (South Padre Island, Texas, USA)

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"Thank you very much for accept my request! and thanx for the nice comment! Your portuguese is very much better than my english!
Drunker than satan is amazing! Great song, i'll show it to all my friends!"

—Sandro Animal Dias (Sao Paolo, Brazil)

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"this might be sick, but i cant quit watching it!!!!! if it moves again, im going to kill it!!!!!"

—if it moves again, im gonna kill it (Salt Lake City, UT)

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"Hi Horatio, awesome song. If we ever meet Satan, we will challenge him to a session. A great story. Respect."

—SECTIONED. (UK)

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"Hey Deacon,
The video has done the Lord's work! I will testify to all and sundry and send them on a path to your door. I was kinda surprised, but I guess I might have known that Satan is a castmember of "Cats." It's all clear to me now. Awesome song....greatest song title ever."

WDL
—Meat Raffle Road (Minneapolis, MN)

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"Dear Deacon,
Horatio's sister got some mad video-makin' skillz! I love it...it's funny as hell...and the song is badass! Truly the holiest song ever to reach human ears! Keep up the good work!"

Cheers,
Chowder
—Suckered In (St. Petersburg, FL)

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"Amazing song!!! I am crying."

—Earl and the Losers (Bologna, Italy)

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"Love it! Drunker Than Satan is one of the best songs I have ever heard! The Video is perfect! Although it does make me want a drink!"

—IQ's (Green Bay, WI, USA)

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"Bambino Koresh loves you and praises you Horatio Lee Jenkins! xxxx"

—Bambino Koresh (New South Wales, Australia)

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"Pure genius! Until now I thought Johnny Cash's video for "Hurt" was the best music video ever made, but the epic scope of "Drunker than Satan" has easily eclipsed the Man in Black's efforts. Your examination of the human condition in this video is powerful.

Drew (the bass player)
—City Council (Athens, GA, USA)